squidpants

so Ben posted a very funny joke the other day:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

And in other news, I am having some problems with the sink at work. As I've already mentioned, the soap smells like coconut rum, but that's not it. The problem is that the counter with the sinks on it is right below waist level, and sometimes people splash water on it when they wash their hands or whatever. Then sometimes I lean over it and get wet spots on my pants, just below my waist level. So it looks like I had an accident. I guess I should be shorter, so it will only look like I drooled on myself, which I can deal with.