squidpants

so i saw this in an email at work, it's ridiculous - like, come on man! Don't make me get out one of those things they used to sift gold out of a stream. I need a business-talk to normal language translator. Or maybe a couple of periods.

I would suggest that she needs to know when something needs action by her or by someone she could ask for action, or when something that's likely to happen could be useful to her in support of another objective or could bring credit or criticism to OCTO or the PMO.

Uh, what?!?!