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so my friend, who doesn't want me to use his name so I'll call him Janevsky, sends me a lot of weird news articles, and some are about sex stuff, like when city council people shut down strip clubs and people try to ban "sexy dancing" by cheerleaders. We always complain how this sucks, and how the country is getting so puritanical and dumb about sex stuff. Like abstinence education for instance: "Let's give kids misinformation so when they actually do have sex, because they're going to anyway, they are more likely to get pregnant and get diseases." But anyway, he suggested starting a PAC to give money to candidates who are not puritans, which is a fantastic idea. He also suggested getting Jenna Jameson at fundraisers, which is also a great idea. We could talk about how it's bad to be puritanical and how sex stuff gives money to candidates and the economy (as this article also shows.) And we could call it Sex-PAC. Like a six-pack. Har har.