11/29/2005

so my coworker told me about this awhile ago, pretty funny stuff. apparently Michael Vick, the Falcons quarterback, used to have sex with this woman in Atlanta and she got herpes. She sued him over it and he went to the doctor to see if he had it (or maybe for treatment), but he didn't want anybody to find out, so he used an alias - Ron Mexico. Pretty weird alias. So this was all over various blogs and news articles and such, and there's a Ron Mexico name generator, which is pretty funny. I am either "Sam Ontario" or "Boy El Salvador," depening on if you use Andrew or Drew. Some guys used the create your own jersey feature at the Falcons website to put "Mexico" on Falcons jerseys, but the team soon banned that name. The Smoking Gun has the info and the lawsuit itself, which is pretty funny to read, and there's a funny article from the Swarthmore student paper about it. Also, this site has some shirts for sale, and various links to other pieces about it. It's old news, but still amusing.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agatha Cyprus...with that name I'd have to own a yacht or a small island off the Grecian coast.

Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo....I'm Chasey Panama and I'm married to Rod Djibouti. ROFL.

Anonymous said...

Sonny Ecuador!

Anonymous said...

Hank Niger and John Trindad

Andrew W said...

i think sonny ecuador is the best so far

Anonymous said...

I dunno...Chasey Panama and Rod Djibouti sound like great porn names.

Anonymous said...

i'm stella south africa, and what's cool about that is it's the same as when i generated a name when the story first broke. it must really be my name! (ha)

Anonymous said...

...Xavier Sudan. Cool!

Anonymous said...

Call me Tawny Bahamas!

If that isn't a porn name, I do not know what is.

If i use my full first name its Eva East Timor, but who uses full names anyway.

Andrew W said...

haha, these are good names. Tawny Bahamas is extremely porn-y

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