squidpants

so i think i am going to invest in some chap stick companies. they say you should invest in stuff you use, and those guys must make so much money off of me. The tubes are small and round and can roll away easily, and I never finish a tube because I always lose them first. I think i'm listed in their prospectus as their ideal customer or something. I'll use a tube for like 3 days then it'll disappear. Then I'll find the tube 6 months later behind my bed but lose it again two days later.