squidpants

so it's been raining a lot today, which is usually no big deal to me. However, my work has these bags they make you use to put your umbrellas in, and they are a pain the ass. They're pretty slim, so if you have one of the shorter kind of umbrellas, it's really hard to get it to go in, meaning you splash yourself while trying to do it. And once you do get the umbrella in, it doesn't really work anyway, it usually only fits in half way so water is still dripping everywhere. Even if you have one of the big, long type of umbrellas you still get water all over you as you're trying to put it in the bag. Then the umbrella has no way to dry when you get to your desk, so you have to take it out of the bag and drip water all over, or you look like a doofus carrying an umbrella in a bag. Annoying stuff.