squidpants

so i think i have discovered the worst blog ever. i can't understand half of it because it's in some kind of nerd language that the writer assumes you understand, and the other half is just annoying and/or pointless. for example, here is one entire entry:

I'd like some pumpkin pie now, kthnx.

what the hell? i don't fucking care if you want pie. are you sending your order at a restaurant via a blog? damn. every entry (that i can understand) is basically "ooh please comment on what stupid crap i am writing, i need attention!" what a waste of space on the web (which is saying a lot, since it's, you know, infinite.) i mean, i'd rather look at pop-ups for car loans and wireless surveillance cameras than read that shitty-ass piece of shit. except that it's kind of fun for a minute or two, like "how much worse can this get?"

here it is

also, check out her music choices. that would be some good stuff, if it were opposite day.

well, i guess not everyone can write jokes about poop. i'm sure she is a nice girl and i wish her well and stuff.