5/30/2003
5/22/2003
5/05/2003
homeless dude: "hey, ain't you that lady that lives in the woods?"
homeless woman: "yah, i shore am. you's the guy that rides the train all day."
h.d.: "yup. so where in the woods you live?"
then they talked about where the woods were and where the cops are less likely to find them. actually i guess she wasn't homeless since she lived in the woods. or maybe "the woods" is a fancy subdivision. but anyway, i was always wondering why there were so many weird mullet guys who always got on and off at the same bus stop, and today i figured it out: there's a methadone clinic on my bus route. which is pretty funny, since it goes through nice neighborhoods in rockville. the neighbors must be pleased. when i heard the guy talking to himself, or possibly to me, about how he was about to get some methadone and how he looked forward to it, i started singing "johnny the methadone man" or whatever it's called by fastball in my head. so in any case, if you are determining where to take a job based on how many hot chicks are in the area, which is really the only deciding factor i can think of, then you should pick a job in downtown and not in rockville, where i have never seen a hot chick on my bus, ever.
5/02/2003
more yinka fun:
the USBL injured list page. see 4-30
Yinka's NBA stats. notice the 95-96 numbers: 626 minutes, 0 assists.
brief history of yinka's playing career.