8/16/2007

so this is amazing. A guy in prison sued Michael Vick for "$63,000,000,000,00 billion" (sic) dollars, which if I'm not mistaken is $6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000. He says Michael Vick stole his dogs, sold them on eBay, and used the proceeds to buy missiles from Iran. He also says Vick used drugs in school zones and subjected him to microwave testing, and on and on and on. And that Vick violated a bunch of constitutional amendments.

Here's the article and the absolutely hilarious lawsuit itself (hand written on looseleaf paper).

1 comment:

Jess said...

You forgot to add the part where he explains at the bottom of the page that the lawsuit is handwritten because typewritters are restricted.. because hes in jail for wire fraud.

Nevermind the even greater part where he wants the 63,000,000,00(?) billion dollars delivered in gold and silver to the front gate of the penitentiary he is now serving time in.