Arnold Schwarznegger's breakfast

so here is Arnold's breakfast. No, really. It's from his Twitter.

CJ Wilson has hilarious facial hair

so I was setting my fantasy baseball team lineup and clicked on the CJ Wilson's profile to see his stats - he's a pitcher for the Rangers.

And look at this dude, he looks hilarious. Goofy facial hair and a weird smirk, like he's saying "yeah, my facial hair is sweet. Look at it." He also kind of looks like Paul Rudd. Well done, sir.

My heart boats 4 U

so my pal Robyn sent this to me, it's really entertaining: Cake Wrecks, a blog of messed-up cakes. Hours, or at least minutes, of fun.

Billy Ocean

so I was reminded of this song today. I hadn't seen the video, it's pretty odd. It starts out sort of usual-cheesy-80s, then goes bizarre. Cartoons?



Also the beginning is pretty funny:

-"Hey you, get into my car!"
-"Who me?"
-"Yes You, get into my car!"

Gee, that sounds like a great idea.

Hair and Diamonds

So I saw this video on Facebooks. It's bizarre and kind of gross and funny.


Where Diamonds Come From. from christopher mcmanus on Vimeo.

It's from a blog called Hair and Diamonds, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Don't forget to vote

so this is pretty funny. Don't forget to vote and don't let excuses get you, or else this might be you:

Pancakes

So this is pretty funny. It's the pancake song.



Gracias to my pal for the link.

The Onion burns the Nats

so i saw this today, pretty funny. It's one of the Onion's info graphics.

Troy McClure

so today's Wikipedia featured article is Troy McClure. That's pretty funny. You may remember him from such films as McBain IV: Fatal Discharge and The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

John McCain is your jalopy

so this is the funniest political satire I've seen in awhile. It's a website that says "John McCain" followed by old people jokes: he "worries about 'Red China'", "is reading Parade magazine," "had a bowl full of Werther's Original," "sent you 10 dollars for your birthday" etc.

There's also a Hillary one and an Obama one, with Hillary doing bad stuff and Obama doing super nice stuff.

The Chicago Tribune wrote about it.

5 Word Movie Reviews

so my buddy does five word movie reviews. They're pretty funny, check em out.

so I just got a spam email with the funniest subject: "I know what females do on a farm. NEVER leave them there unattended!"

What, pick vegetables? Walk around? Milk cows?

so I just saw "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane," and may I just say it's a forgotten classic. It's Andrew Dice Clay's movie, also starring Priscilla Presley, Gilbert Gottfried, the guy who says "Warriors, come out to play-ay!!" and a host of other legends. It was made in 1990 and stars the Diceman as Ford Fairlane, a rock n roll detective who likes bimbos and fast cars, according to the blurb on my On Demand.

It's terrible. It's even award-winningly terrible, it won three Razzies that year and was nominated for three more. It's by Joel Silver and Renny Harlin, if that means anything.

But it's also really funny in a terrible way. The movie is very 1990, with Tone Loc, hair metal (Vince Neil as a rock singer), sorority girls doing jazzercise, and more. Plus added Wayne Newton and koala bears. I recommend it, especially say, post bars or a lazy night. It causes a lot of "what the hell" responses, as in, this guy was famous? What just happened? A koala bear? But he's actually pretty amusing, in a completely obvious and stereotypical way. It's kinda like Teen Wolf, in that it really shows the cheesy stuff about that time period, but it's not as clever as Teen Wolf.

Exterminating Government Employees

So this is a sign at my work. I guess I won't be working there for much longer.

so I saw this on TV yesterday and thought it was pretty hilarious.



Dmitri Young rules.

so my buddy Max got to do the "Cash Crawl" at the last GW basketball game, where you spin around on a bat and then try to grab money off the ground. That's fellow Colonial Hoops blogger Brendan yelling about "the pivot," which was our advice to Max - keep your foot in the middle then pivot around to get all the money. Unfortunately it didn't work too well, Max got a grand total of $22. He also wrote about it at the blog. Pretty funny stuff.

so I took this video a few days ago. A Temple University basketball fan gives the cunnilingus hand gesture during the Duke game on ESPN, and ESPN doesn't cut away. Pretty funny. That's my roommate cackling.



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so this is a pretty hilarious website: passiveaggressivenotes.com. Just what it sounds like. Apparently the note to the right was from a girlfriend to her boyfriend. Man, I would break up with her immediately if I got that.

Also, Wikipedia rules. Did you know that there's a statue of Uma Thurman's grandmother at the southernmost part of Sweden? No? How about that there's a Mount Terror in both Antarctica and Washington state? Or that the island of Saba looks really awesome? Well consider that small section of your brain filled now.

so here's a video. Italian Spiderman.

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so this is pretty funny. Brohemian Rhapsody



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